Gawkers: Just Pull Over

So there's been an accident or what have you, BUT it's not even on your side of the highway. There's no debris or anything. Matter of fact, from the looks of things, this accident happened so long ago that even the people involved have gone on about their way. BUT you sir/ma'am are STILL gawking. Why? Please answer that because seriously I don't understand it. And you don't only gawk, but you slow to a darn near crawl so everyone behind you is effected. Then as soon as you realize there is absolutely NOTHING to see, you speed off to catch up with normal traffic. Seriously?! So now it's a ripple effect. RIDICULOUS! The whole time traffic is extra slow, I'm thinking the worse .. someone is really hurt, it's a pile up, etc. But NO! That's not it at all (not in the present at least). As soon as I pass by the "scene", traffic is moving at an unexpected rate ... and I realize somebody was gawking wwwaaayyy in front of me. People! Come oooonnnn! Must you be so nosy? Do you  think you know the people in the accident and have plans to pull over to help if so? I mean really ... what is it? Are you an emergency responder and plan on stopping to help? Really ... I want to know what the deal is with that mess because it's annoying especially during those peak traffic hours. Just keep it moving please and thank you.